Once upon a time
before i was insane 
i dated this disney guy
Joe Jonas was his name 
but he broke up with me
"You're just way too creepy
plus i found someone else his name's Mickey"
so i wrote song
about his stupid ass
then found this guy named John
but that was over fast
"If you don't marry me
i will pull out your teeth"
"You're totally crazy"
"no" 
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"maybe"
he hit me with his guitar
and he said that
"we are thaough"
"just you wait until i write a song about you"
then i met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick
and was obsessed right away 

Once there was this man
With a super nice tan
He's obsessed with me
We were meant to be
He's sexy 
He's sexy
He's sexy

See? See? See?

You say you love me
But I don't really care
You face scares little kids
And there's something in your hair
You're ugly! You're ugly! You're ugly!

Eeee

He broke my heart
He doesn't want me
But finally
I'll set my love free

Yes, I'll change myself
So you can love me
I' m so sexy!
You've closed your heart
No worries, I have the key
For you, I'd cross the seas
Cause I will change myself
So you can love me
I' m so sexy!
You've closed your heart
For you, I'd eat eleven bees
Now I'm ready to pursue your love!

MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER!
MONSTER!

I do not understand
He's sending mixed signals
He won't make room for me
He says his heart is full
But I'm sexy! I'm sexy! I'm sexy!

See? See? See?

He doesn't want you
I know you want me
Just give me a chance
Maybe eventually
You will see
You will see
You will see

Eeee

EWWW! OH MY GOSH!
MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER!
GET AWAY FROM ME!
MONSTER!

She wants me

I'm serious
Leave me alone
You two are always here
Why won't
You go home!
Don't come back!
Again!

Yes, I'll change my...